Category: 1990’s Best Movies

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Jurassic Park (1993)

Jurassic Park Quote: “Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration I’ve decided not to endorse your park.” – Dr. Alan Grant The most iconic scenes in movie history, sexy Jeff Goldblum, goosebumps aplenty, a triceratops turd too high, hyperconfident scientists, unnecessary fence climbs and adorable velociraptors made 1993’s “Jurassic Park” a movie...

Braveheart (1995)

Braveheart Quote: “Every man dies, not every man really lives.” – William Wallace Premature kilts, revised history, foppish Brits, Crossfit Scots, a 40-year-old Mel Gibson, a hot 9-year-old princess, undying love, and a romance nobody wanted to see. “Braveheart” brought a new degree of violence and complexity to the historical...

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Timecop (1994)

Timecop Quote: “You’re a fucking idiot who never figured out that the only way to make anything of himself with all that fancy kicking was on Broadway.” – Senator Aaron McComb Laughable wardrobes, finding excuses for Jean Claude Van Damme to kick things, gratuitous Belgian sex, gratuitous Belgian sax, an...

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Casino (1995)

Casino Quote: “All right, I’m gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can’t have both. What do you want?” – Ace Rothstein A sparkling Sharon Stone, labyrinth storylines, crappy explosions, loud suits, popping eyeballs, James...

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Flatliners (1990)

Flatliners Quote: “You bring the equipment, I’ll bring my balls.” – Nelson Wright “Med students explore to see what might lie beyond death” might be the advertisement, but what we got was the old bait-and-switch. Instead of that exploration, Flatliners gives us pseudo-Freudian analysis delivered by 1990’s Brat Pack 2.0…...

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quote: “Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!” – Raphael Did you know 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was the highest grossing independent film of all time? It was. Did you know creature master Jim Henson lent his magic...

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True Romance (1993)

True Romance Quote: “Now I know I’m pretty, but I’m not as pretty as a pair of titties.” – Drexl Spivey If you’re a Quentin Tarantino fan and haven’t seen “True Romance,” this episode will convince you. And if you’re a “True Romance” fan, Roger is about to piss you...

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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Robin Hood Prince of Thieves Quote: “Well, Robin of Locksley, you’ve got balls of solid rock.” – Little John  Judging Kevin Costner’s “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” requires one simple question: Not “is it a good movie?” but “Is it worse than ‘Willow?” And, thank Alan Rickman, Robin hood...