Tagged: 1986

Labyrinth 1986 Movie Poster

Labyrinth (1986)

Labyrinth Quote: “That’s not fair!” – Sarah A 40-year-old, hypersexualized rock star in a codpiece who calls himself a Goblin King steals a baby and tries to seduce the child’s 15-year-old sister among dismembered Muppets, roofies, and suggestive lyrics. Yeah, we’re gonna keep this one real professional. You get ALL...

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Big Trouble in Little China Quote: “When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right...

Top Gun 1986 Movie Poster

Top Gun (1986)

Top Gun Quote: “Uh, sorry, Goose. *We* happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.” – Maverick “Top Gun” is the perfect time capsule for 1986, the only year where you could make a successful “American romantic military action drama.” We remember amazing performances by Tom Cruise,...

Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986 Movie Poster

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Quote: “Tell ya what, dipshit. If you don’t like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ole’ white butt. Pucker up, buttercup” – Ed Rooney If you’ve seen “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” you remember every scene. If you’ve never seen it,...

Aliens 1986 Movie Poster

Aliens (1986)

Aliens Quote: “Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs!” – Carter Burke “Aliens” How did James Cameron make a move this good in 1986? Like, seriously, it’s impossibly good. Sigourney Weaver is the perfect warrior woman when such a thing didn’t exist in film. The story...

Highlander 1986 Movie Poster

Highlander (1986)

Highlander Quote: “I don’t like boats and I don’t like water. I’m a man, not a fish!” – Connor MacLeod Is “Highlander” the worst ’80s movie? Perhaps. Is it the worst movie Shat The Movies has reviewed? Definitely. Christopher Lambert can’t act. Sean Connery isn’t Egyptian or Spanish. We still...