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Timecop (1994)

Timecop Quote: “You’re a fucking idiot who never figured out that the only way to make anything of himself with all that fancy kicking was on Broadway.” – Senator Aaron McComb Laughable wardrobes, finding excuses for Jean Claude Van Damme to kick things, gratuitous Belgian sex, gratuitous Belgian sax, an...

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Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Conan the Barbarian Quote: “To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!” – Conan Soundtrack of the gods, camel-punching, surprise romance, imperfect allies, meaty snakes, cannibalistic orgies, and a unanimous Shat Score. Conan The Barbarian often is lumped in the...

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Casino (1995)

Casino Quote: “All right, I’m gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can’t have both. What do you want?” – Ace Rothstein A sparkling Sharon Stone, labyrinth storylines, crappy explosions, loud suits, popping eyeballs, James...

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Flatliners (1990)

Flatliners Quote: “You bring the equipment, I’ll bring my balls.” – Nelson Wright “Med students explore to see what might lie beyond death” might be the advertisement, but what we got was the old bait-and-switch. Instead of that exploration, Flatliners gives us pseudo-Freudian analysis delivered by 1990’s Brat Pack 2.0…...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Poster (1990)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quote: “Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!” – Raphael Did you know 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was the highest grossing independent film of all time? It was. Did you know creature master Jim Henson lent his magic...

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True Romance (1993)

True Romance Quote: “Now I know I’m pretty, but I’m not as pretty as a pair of titties.” – Drexl Spivey If you’re a Quentin Tarantino fan and haven’t seen “True Romance,” this episode will convince you. And if you’re a “True Romance” fan, Roger is about to piss you...

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A Christmas Story (1983)

A Christmas Story Quote: “The bitch hit me with a toaster!” – Frank Cross  What goes great with a holiday hangover? How about a scathing edition of Shat The Movies? “A Christmas Story (1983)” is quoted, celebrated, immortalized, worshiped, and even has its own museum in Cleveland. After careful...

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Scrooged (1988)

Scrooged Quote: “The bitch hit me with a toaster!” – Frank Cross Caught in the doldrums between Christmas and New Year’s Eve? We’ve got one more present for you! “Scrooged” might be the sleeper holiday comedy you need this winter. It certainly surprised us. Bill Murray is at his best,...